Thursday, May 28, 2009

Top Ten Ways to Tell If You Have A Large Family

1. Your vacuum is a wet/dry shop vac.
2. Your vehicle is so crowded that there isn't even enough room for a cup holder.
3. If you want to buy a vehicle that comfortably fits your brood, you probably also need a CDL license. 
4. Recipes are always doubled or tripled.
5. Your 'style' request at a salon is: "Anything I don't have to style."
6. Your dining table options are: a $3000 Amish set or a plastic 8' table and chairs. (Guess what we have??)
7. Your washer and dryer keel over about once a year from exhaustion.
8.  You have a 30 gallon trash can in your house.
9. Diaper companies send you a Christmas card every year.
10.  You have to use a minimum of 2 carts to do grocery shopping.
 

1 comment:

MikenMary Middendorf said...

very funny!! thanks for the (true) laughs! mf