1. Your vacuum is a wet/dry shop vac.
2. Your vehicle is so crowded that there isn't even enough room for a cup holder.
3. If you want to buy a vehicle that comfortably fits your brood, you probably also need a CDL license.
4. Recipes are always doubled or tripled.
5. Your 'style' request at a salon is: "Anything I don't have to style."
6. Your dining table options are: a $3000 Amish set or a plastic 8' table and chairs. (Guess what we have??)
7. Your washer and dryer keel over about once a year from exhaustion.
8. You have a 30 gallon trash can in your house.
9. Diaper companies send you a Christmas card every year.
10. You have to use a minimum of 2 carts to do grocery shopping.
1 comment:
very funny!! thanks for the (true) laughs! mf
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