Top Ten Things That Will Probably Happen When Mom Is Sick

Top Ten Things That Will Probably Happen When Mom is Sick:

#1-Dad will probably get to work and find that his to-go coffee

mug has coffee and SOAP in it.

#2-Someone will give the baby a marshmallow so that she may

explore many fibers, hairs, and items that will attach to her sticky self.

#3-The kids may make frozen waffles for breakfast and

use a whole container of chocolate syrup as the topping.

#4- A snack may consist of animal crackers with melted

cheese over the top and dipped in ketchup.

#5-The tinging sound in the background may be your

two little boys dropping their die cast Thomas trains

down the laundry chute.

#6-"Why don't you play a puzzle?" means that each child gets

out their own puzzle and proceeds to dump all the pieces to all

the puzzles into the center of the same table.

#7-Your babysitter for the day goes by the name...."Gamecube".

#8-You have a countdown to the second as to when Dad is

going to be home.

#9-Your child may have spilled a cup of juice and may have

wiped it up with a bath towel and may have thrown it down

the chute and it may have dyed your husband's underwear bright

pink when you dig into the laundry in a few days.

#10-Cereal for dinner!